Menopause Humor
If scientists ever find a cure for menopause, our big problem will suddenly become global cooling.
You're safer teasing a grizzly bear than telling a woman in menopause she's moody.
Trusting a menopausal woman to control her emotions is like trusting a tornado to mow your lawn.
If prison wardens were all women who are menopausal, crime would be non-existent.
Some men believe that it's not that difficult to live with a woman going through menopause. These same men also believe in flying pink elephants.
One way to make living with your wife's menopause easier is to pretend she was abducted by aliens and replaced by an imposter. But don't let her know you're thinking that, or you'll be wishing aliens would abduct you.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: What's the best time of day to discuss a difference of opinion with a menopausal woman?
A: Any time of the day is fine -- about 5 years from now.
Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?
A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn't really exist.
You're safer teasing a grizzly bear than telling a woman in menopause she's moody.
Trusting a menopausal woman to control her emotions is like trusting a tornado to mow your lawn.
If prison wardens were all women who are menopausal, crime would be non-existent.
Some men believe that it's not that difficult to live with a woman going through menopause. These same men also believe in flying pink elephants.
One way to make living with your wife's menopause easier is to pretend she was abducted by aliens and replaced by an imposter. But don't let her know you're thinking that, or you'll be wishing aliens would abduct you.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: What's the best time of day to discuss a difference of opinion with a menopausal woman?
A: Any time of the day is fine -- about 5 years from now.
Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?
A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn't really exist.